Southern Funny 14

Maw Wants Paw To Fix Outhouse

Maw is outside hangin' up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole."

Paw says, "I ain't puttin' my head in that there hole!"

Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!"

So Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit, mind ya) and then hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole."

Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! Ouch! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the wood cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"

hehehe ☺

Another Project Done

Well, I've been trying to keep busy and keep my spirits up while I am home. Other then cookin' for everyone most nights. I spent a couple days repainting the house numbers that hang out near the street. Before they were both a hideous green with worn off gold accent color. Now they are painted to match each house's colors ☺

And there is my bench from my house. I had an awesome porch bench that came with me when I moved and it found a new home ☻ Soon I will be givin' it some tlc and then all the outdoor adirondack chairs are gonna get some fresh coats of paint. Which they desperately need. Getting alot done before that summer heat sets in...